She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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