She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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