I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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