Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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