ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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