Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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