how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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