No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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