actually, I'm a sock model
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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