I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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