My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
