i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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