Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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