these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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