I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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