What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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