awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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