Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
