Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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