I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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