I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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