i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Enjoy the penises
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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