You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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