I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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