she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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