i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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