Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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