How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
