some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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