Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Randomize
