All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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