whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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