Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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