uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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