Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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