Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
the night ended with taco bell and tears
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Randomize
