have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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