after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Randomize
