i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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