i barfeds in our rink
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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