I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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