The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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