Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm sobbing to NWA
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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