can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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