it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
