He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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