went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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