I like my sex mixed with concussions.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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