You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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