In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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